Promline Lyrics
| Singer: | Smosh, Tommy Bowe |
|---|---|
| Composer: | Smosh, Tommy Bowe |
| Lyricist: | Tommy Bowe |
| Released: | 26 Jun 2026 |
Promline Lyrics
Hack into my heart
You'll C my devotion
Plug you in, press start
Your heart-drive's in motion
We'll link our lips, connect on the dance floor
And you'll be mine, when I take you prom-line
This wide web is all around the world
But still you're my number 1-0-1-0-1 girl (Oh-oh-oh)
They told me browser, I said, "I hardly know her"
But I wanna get to know you (Yeah!)
I'll be your attachment
'Cause tonight is all about CP-you
You will click yes
'Cause girl, I'll take you there
Hack into my heart
You'll C my devotion
Plug you in, press start
Your heart-drive's in motion
We'll link our lips, connect on thе dance floor
And you'll be mine, whеn I take you prom-line
Hey, girl, I know a lot of people are asking you out today
But I'm not asking Jeeves, I'm asking you
Don't worry, I'll get permission from your motherboard - I won't just RAM it in
What do you say? Go on a data with me?
A-ha, those are computer terms
Yeah, here we go!
I'll be your attachment
'Cause tonight is all about CP-you
You will click yes
'Cause girl, I'm gonna take you there
Hack into my heart
You'll C my devotion
Plug you in, press start
Your heart-drive's in motion
We'll link our lips, connect on the dance floor
And you'll be mine
(Hit CTRL-V, babe)
Hack into my heart
You'll C my devotion
Plug you in, press start
Your heart-drive's in motion (Get it, babe? Do you get it, baby?)
We'll link our lips, connect on the dance floor (Prom-line, woo)
And you'll be mine, when I take you prom-line
0-1-1-to-the-1, 0, 0-0-0-0, 1-to-the-1 (Prom-line)
1-0-0, 1-0, 0-1, 1-to-the-0 (Prom-line)
1-1, 1-1, hah, 0-1, 1-0 (Prom-line)
It's just 1-on-1, girl, 0-1
About This Song
"PROMline" is a funny computer-related song written by Smosh and Tommy Bowe that is composed around a funny theme of a prom night romance with elements of geek humor and jokes related to computer terms. The lyrics describe the story of the narrator who uses various computer terms and even hacks his computer to invite someone to a prom. In addition, there are many puns, exaggerations, and funny dialogues in this song that reflect the internet culture and being proud of being an internet geek.